My random thoughts with no particular direction.

30th July 2014

Video with 2 notes

This has been around for a little bit, but all Harry Potter fans need to watch this!

Tagged: Harry Potteralbus dumbledoreaberforth dumbledore

30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from useful & strange with 19,985 notes

rouxfully:

punchbuggydragon:

thecoffeecoyote:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow our Tumblr

SO MANY HUMMINBIRB

HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES

Reblobbing this for kimbertmusings because her hatred of hummingbirds cracks me up and I’m a dick.

You’re such a jerk ;)

Look at those selfish bastards.

Source: sizvideos

29th July 2014

Post with 6 notes

God, I want a hysterectomy so bad.

Tagged: tired of this shit

26th July 2014

Photo reblogged from I came, I saw, I didn't think it was that great. with 175,131 notes

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

Source: robalyn

26th July 2014

Post with 7 notes

Plan for today

1: drop kid of at dojang prior to 8:45
2: take husband to parade route
3: go to festival and set up booth for the day
4: work festival booth until relief gets there approx 12:30
5: go open showroom
6: close showroom at 4, go to festival to pick up family
7: take daughter to slumber party
8: feed myself.

Tagged: I can do it!

23rd July 2014

Post reblogged from Paranoia and Pop Tarts, but you know how we roll with 141,766 notes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

Source: nivalingreenhow

23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Nerdiosity with 50,054 notes

royallyvintage:

A guide to common terms used in describing tiaras

Source: royallyvintage

23rd July 2014

Post reblogged from Holding the Triforce of Awesome with 117 notes

misterandry:

fantasizing about the house you would buy if everything went according to plan and you were somehow well off enough to afford it

#adulthood

Source: misterandry

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Mermaid Seeking Revenge with 57 notes

jean-luc-gohard:

Help me out, guys! My mom was like, “You don’t need the antidote, just walk it off, you big baby,” and I begged her between violent convulsions to give me the antidote. She said if I get 100,000 notes on this post, she would give me the antidote. Getting this antidote is super important to me, because living is most of what I do. Please help me prove to my mom that I can get 100k notes and that my life is thus worth saving with this rare and priceless antidote!

jean-luc-gohard:

Help me out, guys! My mom was like, “You don’t need the antidote, just walk it off, you big baby,” and I begged her between violent convulsions to give me the antidote. She said if I get 100,000 notes on this post, she would give me the antidote. Getting this antidote is super important to me, because living is most of what I do. Please help me prove to my mom that I can get 100k notes and that my life is thus worth saving with this rare and priceless antidote!

Tagged: this is the funniest one I've seen

Source: jean-luc-gohard

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from you best not(,) miss with 5,490 notes

ionsfolly:

tamorapierce:

steampunktendencies:

The Dragon - Aleksandr Mushkin

Come to Mama!

Reblogging for reasons!

Source: steampunktendencies