if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
i’m going to be the most put together girlfriend ever i’m going to talk to my boy like don’t forget to pick up milk did you take your vitamins we have a yoga class at five have you killed king duncan yet
You mean the most annoying girlfriend ever
i’m assuming your mother had a c-section
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I went back three years. Looks like I was bitter from the start when I got promoted to SM.
I thought I was happy.
It was very obvious I was not, and I was way too stressed.
Learned something about myself today.
this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
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It’s on. It’s under her bed. She can’t find it. It’s directly over my head. I can hear it. Kinda jealous. Sounds powerful.
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You would hear remotes thrown across the world.
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I know that I am not. I know that I am doing a dang good job.
But when you do the annual “keep, donate, toss” purge on your daughter’s clothes, and you notice that ALL of her underpants are at least two sizes too small… Well.
And she had no idea that underpants could be comfortable.
What the fuck do we do now?
take a picture, thats it.
I’ll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire.
i think about this a lot
God is so cruel to white peoplethis upsets me on a spiritual levelcryyyyiiiinnnggggg @ “god is so cruel to white people”
Channing Potato in 20 years
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.
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