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This has been around for a little bit, but all Harry Potter fans need to watch this!
SO MANY HUMMINBIRB
HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES
Reblobbing this for kimbertmusings because her hatred of hummingbirds cracks me up and I’m a dick.
You’re such a jerk ;)
Look at those selfish bastards.
the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.new york to haiti
greenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.
In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.
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1: drop kid of at dojang prior to 8:45
2: take husband to parade route
3: go to festival and set up booth for the day
4: work festival booth until relief gets there approx 12:30
5: go open showroom
6: close showroom at 4, go to festival to pick up family
7: take daughter to slumber party
8: feed myself.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
A guide to common terms used in describing tiaras
fantasizing about the house you would buy if everything went according to plan and you were somehow well off enough to afford it
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The Dragon - Aleksandr Mushkin
Come to Mama!
Reblogging for reasons!
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