when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
A guide to common terms used in describing tiaras
fantasizing about the house you would buy if everything went according to plan and you were somehow well off enough to afford it
Help me out, guys! My mom was like, “You don’t need the antidote, just walk it off, you big baby,” and I begged her between violent convulsions to give me the antidote. She said if I get 100,000 notes on this post, she would give me the antidote. Getting this antidote is super important to me, because living is most of what I do. Please help me prove to my mom that I can get 100k notes and that my life is thus worth saving with this rare and priceless antidote!
The Dragon - Aleksandr Mushkin
Come to Mama!
Reblogging for reasons!
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aliens is a perfect cover story
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